Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
chill it’s cos your rare
the entire female population of east asia is rare?
homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed
It got better
the face of true terror
this looks like a clip from a horror movie trailer
Someone please make this black and white.
I think I might have overdone it
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever.
no one can convince me otherwise.